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- From: rlewis(--nospam--at)techteam.org (Richard Lewis)
- Date: 06 Aug 1997 13:57:45 GMT
Found on the net: An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" I would prefer being popular while still on earth Norm B. --- Internet Message Header Follows --- Received: from server1.seaoc.org (bqe.com [126.96.36.199]) by host1.texramp.net (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id AAA19977 for <rlewis(--nospam--at)techteam.org>; Tue, 1 Apr 1997 00:00:24 -0600 (CST) Received: from value.net by server1.seaoc.org (NTList 3.02.10) id na015561; Mon, 31 Mar 1997 21:38:17 -0800 Received: from norm.value.net (k15.value.net [188.8.131.52]) by value.net (8.8.4/8.7.3) with SMTP id VAA19384 for <seaoc(--nospam--at)seaoc.org>; Mon, 31 Mar 1997 21:36:03 -0800 (PST) Message-ID: <33409F11.C7C(--nospam--at)bayengineers.com> Date: Mon, 31 Mar 1997 21:37:21 -0800 From: Norman Brudigam <norm(--nospam--at)bayengineers.com> Reply-To: seaoc(--nospam--at)seaoc.org Organization: Bay Engineers Inc. Lafayette, CA X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.01Gold (Win95; I) MIME-Version: 1.0 To: seaoc(--nospam--at)seaoc.org Subject: Humour-Engineer vs Lawyer Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Error-To: seaoc-ad(--nospam--at)seaoc.org X-Loop: seaoc(--nospam--at)seaoc.org X-Info: [SEAOC] Owner: seaoc-ad(--nospam--at)seaoc.org X-POP3-Rcpt: seaoc-ad(--nospam--at)seaoc.org X-Sender: seaoc-ad(--nospam--at)seaoc.org Precedence: list X-ListMember: rlewis(--nospam--at)techteam.org [seaoc(--nospam--at)seaoc.org] __________________________________________________ Richard Lewis, P.E. Missionary TECH Team rlewis(--nospam--at)techteam.org The service mission like-minded Christian organizations may turn to for technical assistance and know-how.
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