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> A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
> particularly slow group of golfers.
>
> Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15
> minutes!
>
> Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!
>
> Pastor: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with
> him. ?dramatic pause? Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead
> of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?
>
> George: Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters. They lost
> their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we
> always let them play for free anytime.
>
> The group was silent for a moment.
>
> Pastor: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for
> them tonight.
>
> Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
> buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
>
> Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?