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Maybe this will put "Season's Greeting"-smile on your face while you are
working on a serious engineering project. No special technical knowledge is
required to understand ...
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Proof that Jesus was Jewish....

He went into His Father's business
He lived at home untill he was thirty-three
He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God

That He was Irish.............

He never got married
He never held a steady job
His last request was for a drink

That He was Puerto Rican...........

His first name was Jesus
He was always in trouble with the law
His mother didn't know who his father was

That He was Italian.................

He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trade

That he was Black......

He called everybody brother
He had no permanent address
Nobody would hire him

That He was from California

He never cut his hair
He walked around barefooted
He invented a new religion