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This tops the cake...
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From: Shafat Qazi <seaoc-ad(--nospam--at)seaoc.org>, on 12/9/97 3:20 PM:


The World's shortest books:

      25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson
      24. "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres
      23. "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton
      22. The Differences between Reality and "Dilbert"
      21. Human Rights Advances in China
      20. "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman
      19. Al Gore: The Wild Years
      18. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific
      17. America's Most Popular Lawyers
      16. Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
      15. Detroit - A Travel Guide
      14. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
      13. Dr. Kevorkian's Collected Motivational Speeches
      12. Easy UNIX
      11. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
      10. What Men Know About Women
       9.  Everything Women Know About Men
       8.  French Hospitality
      7.  George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
      6.  "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel
      5.  Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
      4.  101 Recipes for Spotted Owl by the EPA
      3.  Staple Your Way to Success
      2.  The Amish Phone Directory
 
      And the number one World's Shortest Book:
      1.  The Engineer's Guide to Fashion




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