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- From: Roger Turk <73527.1356(--nospam--at)compuserve.com>
- Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 12:29:24 -0500
----Forwarded Message(s)---- Subject: Army/Navy There's an Navy guy driving from Pensacola to Redstone Arsenal, and an Army guy driving from Redstone Arsenal to Pensacola. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Army guy manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the Navy guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!" The Army guy walks over to the Navy guy and says,"Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals" The Navy guy thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck" So the Navy guy pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and Friendship" The Army guy says, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Army guy hands it back to the Navy guy and says, "Your turn!" The Navy guy twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >> NCVA Home Page: http://www.mnsinc.com/kolbod/ncva/ >> NCVA REFLECTOR provided by: Quantum Networking Solutions, Inc. Palmdale, California --------- End forwarded message ---------- _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ----End Forwarded Message(s)----
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