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	Jack Love, INTERNET:jackl(--nospam--at)
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DATE:	1/29/98 9:55 PM

RE:	Fw: Regular culling of weakest members

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From: Gayle Pergamit <gayle(--nospam--at)>
Subject: Fw: Regular culling of weakest members

>> >>A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
>> >the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
>> >killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
>> >because the general speed and health of the whole keeps improving by the
>> >regular culling of the weakest members.
>> >>In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
>> >slowest brain cells.  Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
>> >brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
>> >first.  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker
>> >cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
>> >>The results of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies and
>> >the causal link between all-weekend parties and engineering performance.
>> >It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving university and
>> >getting married, most engineers cannot keep up with the performance of
>> >new graduates.  Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of
>> >voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels
>> >they achieved during their university years.