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>A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a 
>particularly slow group of golfers.
>
>Engineer: What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for 15 
>minutes!
>
>Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
>
>Priest: Hey, here comes the greens keeper.  Let's have a word with 
>him.
>
>Priest: Hi George.  Say George, what's with that group ahead of 
>us?  They're rather slow aren't they?
>
>George: Oh yes.  That's a group of blind fire fighters.  They lost 
>their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them 
>play here anytime free of charge!
>
>          (silence)
>
>Priest:  That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for them 
>tonight.
>
>Doctor:  Good idea.  And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist  
>buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
>
>Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night? 
>
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