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Date:       2/5/98 5:39 PM


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My brother sent me this
-----------------
  Put this in your Monica Lewinsky file.....

Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had =
an
affair with a former worshipper.  The scandal was begun when a 21 year ol=
d
woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God's "onl=
y
son" last week in a barn in the hamlet of Bethlehem.  Sources close to Ma=
ry
claim that she "had loved God for a long time", that she was constantly
talking about her relationship with God, and that she was "thrilled to ha=
ve
had his child."  =

 =



 In a press conference this morning, God issued a vehement denial, saying=
 that
"No sexual relationship existed", and that "the facts of this story will =
come
out in time, verily". Independent counsel Kenneth Beelzebub immediately f=
iled
a brief with the Justice department to expand his investigation to cover
questions of whether any commandments may have been broken, and whether G=
od
had illegally funneled laundered money to his illegitimate child through =
three
foreign operatives know only as the "Wise Men".  Beelzebub has issued
subpoenas to several angels who are rumored to have acted as go-betweens =
in
the affair.  Critics have pointed out that these allegations have little =
to do
with the charges that Beelzebub was originally appointed to investigate, =
that
God had created large-scale flooding in order to cover up evidence of a f=
ailed
land deal.

In recent months, Beelzebub's investigation has already been expanded to =
cover
questions surrounding the large number of locusts that plagued God's poli=
tical
opponents in the last election, as well as to claims that the destruction=
 of
the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah was to divert attention away from a scan=
dal
involving whether the giveaway of a parcel of public land in Promised Cou=
nty
to a Jewish special interest group was quid pro quo for political
contributions.
 =

 If these allegations prove to be true, then this could be a huge blow to=

God's career, much of which has been spent crusading for stricter moral
standards and harsher punishments for wrongdoers.

 Indeed, God recently outlined a "tough-on-crime" plan consisting of a se=
ries
of 10 "Commandments", which has been introduced in Congress in a bill by =
Rep.
Moses.  Critics of the bill have pointed out that it lacks any provisions=
 for
the rehabilitation of criminals, and lawyers for the ACLU are planning to=

fight the "Name in Vain" Commandment as being an unconstitutional restric=
tion
on free speech.