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> Subject: Inane Ponderings
 > 
 > 1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
 > 2. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
 > 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
 > 4. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
 > 5. How is it possible to have a civil war?
 > 6. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
 > 7. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
 > 8. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 > 9. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
 > 10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
 > 11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
 > 12. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
 > 13. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
 > 14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
 > 15. Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
 > 16. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
 > 17. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
 > 18. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
 > 19. What happens when none of your bees wax?
 > 20. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
 > 21. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
 > crash,
 > why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
 > 22. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
 > 23. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why
doesn't
 > everyone just move 10 miles away?

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