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JOKE: New RISA Tech Support Form

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Remember, this is a joke!!

Bruce Bates
RISA Technologies




RISA Technologies New Technical Support Form
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1. Describe your problem:
  ____________________________________________

2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
  ____________________________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
  ____________________________________________

4. Problem Severity:
  A. Minor__
  B. Minor__
  C. Minor__
  D. Trivial__

5. Nature of the problem:
  A. Locked Up__
  B. Frozen__
  C. Hung__
  D. Shot__

6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?
  ____________________________________________

15. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

16. How does this problem make you feel?
  ____________________________________________

17. Tell me about your childhood
  ____________________________________________

18. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

19. How did you ever get access to a computer?
_____________________________________________

20. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__