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>---------- Forwarded message ----------
>Date: Wed, 25 Feb 1998 15:16:00 -0500
>From: "Douglas C. Gilman" <dougg(--nospam--at)PLANNING.AOT.STATE.VT.US>
>To: CIVIL-L(--nospam--at)hermes.csd.unb.ca
>Subject: brief everything I know about Civil Engineering
>
>In response to your request to know everything about civil engineering might I
>suggest that a shorter list would be what things civil engineers can not do.
>
>I always say that engineering is not what u learned, but rather teaching
>yourself how to learn. And above all, be resourceful.
>
>In my 10 professional years I  have: designed storm water drainage, gravity
>sewer collection, water distribution storage tank, roadway reclaiming, public
>administration, contract procurement, facilitator, presentor, public speaker,
>traffic volume analyzer, computer software specialist, attempted corporate
>takeover of publically traded company, wrote and implemented landfill operations
>rules, initiated recycling programs, created / implemented / and trained people
>on use of Local Area Network, initiated homepage presence for current employer,
>etc etc etc
>
>------------------------------
>
>Date:    Tue, 24 Feb 1998 19:18:04 PST
>From:    jun-seo park <bluelevel(--nospam--at)HOTMAIL.COM>
>Subject: please
>
>Hello
>
>I am a new member who just subscribed.
>I want to know everything about civil engineering.
>I hope any of you help me out with this.
>Thank you for taking your time to read my letter.
>I will be waiting for your reply.
>
>Well, Good-Bye.
>
>J.S