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Subject: Which Club to Join

Subject: Which Club to Join


The Yoko Club?                  Oh no.

The German philosophy club?     I. Kant.

The Ford-Nixon club?            Pardon me?

The Arafat club?                Yessir.

The Alzheimer's club?           Forget it.

The Ebert movie club?           Roger.

The Groucho Marx club?          You bet your life.

The Peter Pan club?             Never. Never.

The Japanese theater club?      Noh.

The quarterback club?           I'll pass.

The Rhett Butler club?          I don't give a damn.

The compulsive rhymers club?    Okey-dokey.

The Spanish optometrists club?  Si.

The anti-perspirant club?       Sure.

The pregnancy club?              Conceivably.

The Procrastinator's Club       Maybe next week

The Self Esteem Builders        They wouldn't accept me anyway

The Agoraphobics Society        Only if they meet at my house

The Co-Dependence Club          Can I bring a friend?

The Prayer Group                God willing!

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