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Re: Which Club to Join

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I think it was a famous American who said he would never join a club that
would have him as a memeber.



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>The Yoko Club?                  Oh no.
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>The German philosophy club?     I. Kant.
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>The Ford-Nixon club?            Pardon me?
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>The Arafat club?                Yessir.
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>The Alzheimer's club?           Forget it.
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>The Ebert movie club?           Roger.
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>The Groucho Marx club?          You bet your life.
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>The Peter Pan club?             Never. Never.
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>The Japanese theater club?      Noh.
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>The quarterback club?           I'll pass.
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>The Rhett Butler club?          I don't give a damn.
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>The compulsive rhymers club?    Okey-dokey.
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>The Spanish optometrists club?  Si.
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>The anti-perspirant club?       Sure.
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>The pregnancy club?              Conceivably.
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>The Procrastinator's Club       Maybe next week
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>The Self Esteem Builders        They wouldn't accept me anyway
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>The Agoraphobics Society        Only if they meet at my house
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>The Co-Dependence Club          Can I bring a friend?
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>The Prayer Group                God willing!
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