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<< Three engineers were sitting around arguing about what kind of engineer God
 used to design man.
 
 The first one said, "It had to be a mechanical engineeer.  The body is such a
 marvelous complex of muscles, bones and ligaments all working together in
 perfect harmony."
 
 The second one said, "It had to be an electrical engineer.  Think of the
 beauty of the nervous system and the brain."
 
 The third one said, "It had to be a civil engineer."
 
 The others looked at him dumbfounded.  He continued.  "Who else would have
run
 a wastewater line through a recreational facility?"
  >>

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Three engineers were sitting around arguing about what kind of engineer God
used to design man.

The first one said, "It had to be a mechanical engineeer.  The body is such a
marvelous complex of muscles, bones and ligaments all working together in
perfect harmony."

The second one said, "It had to be an electrical engineer.  Think of the
beauty of the nervous system and the brain."

The third one said, "It had to be a civil engineer."

The others looked at him dumbfounded.  He continued.  "Who else would have run
a wastewater line through a recreational facility?"




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