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I just want to know what the prize is for getting a high score on this test :o).

Bill Allen

-----Original Message-----
From:	Caldwell, Stan [SMTP:scaldwell(--nospam--at)]
Sent:	Tuesday, March 24, 1998 6:33 AM
To:	'SEAoC Listserv'
Subject:	You Are Getting Older

This is dedicated to my good, middle-aged friends, 
Dennis Wish and Bill Allen:

>A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow 
>down by his doctor instead of by the police.
>Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing 
>the one that will get you home earlier.
>You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution 
>is the only thing you care to exercise.
>I don't date women my age. There aren't any. (Milton Berle)
>Don't worry about avoiding temptation.  As you grow older, 
>it will avoid you.
>Don't take life so seriously ... it's not permanent.
>The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a
>book, your library card has expired. (M. Berle)
>As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as 
>young as I ever did. (Robert Benchley)
>The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its 
>way through Congress.
>As we grow older year by year, my husband always mourns: the 
>less and less we feel our oats, the more we feel our corns.
>I have everything I had 20 years ago, only it's all a little bit
>lower.  (Gypsy Rose Lee)
>You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car 
>in the parking lot.
>You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you 
>can't get it started.
>You're getting old when tying one on means fastening your
>MedicAlert bracelet.
>You're getting old when you don't care where your wife goes, 
>just so you don't have to go along.
>You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after
>feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
>Doctor to patient:  I have good news and bad news-- the good news
>is that you are not a hypochondriac.
>It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
>You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.
>Last Will and Testament:  Being of sound mind, I spent all 
>my money.

Best Regards,

Stan Caldwell, P.E.
Dallas, Texas

Just because you are growing older,
doesn't mean that you have to mature!
                                  ... anonymous