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Subject:	WHO TO MARRY??

When Choosing A HUSBAND, Compare These Other
Professionals To Engineers

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DOCTORS
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your
relationship to last more than 5 years.  Eventually, he'll run off
with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is
pretending to be sick.  He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids
to do this.  This is not a problem with your Engineer husband.  He
had a hard enough time meeting you.  It is unlikely he'll ever meet
another  woman in his profession.

LAWYER
Do you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with
someone who gets paid for lying?  Once again, this is not a problem with your
Engineer spouse.   He doesn't have enough social skills to lie
convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when
the divorce happens you will get nothing.

SALESMAN
See honesty segment under Lawyer.  Plus, he will be traveling to
trade  shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally
untrustworthy individuals.  Don't be surprised when you get the
invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show.  The company that your
Engineer husband works at,  will keep him in a cage, often called a
cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you.

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER,
CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC.

Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be
crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at
your .. peak. The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is
losing his eyesight by staring at the terminal for too long.  This
hazard actually has some benefits.  He will remember
you as when he first met you, because the memory will still be sharp,
and you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be
able to say that he didn't even see her.

TEACHER
The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be
surrounded by young girls who idolize him.  He'll be in
jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.

MINISTER
See Teacher and substitute the word "girls" with "boys".