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>                  SO THIS IS WHAT THEY WERE THINKING             
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>The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the 
>truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's
>usually three different stories.
>      --Sam Donaldson
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>If the president could convince every woman in America that the
>Bible says oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote.
>       --Newt Gingrich
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>What's wrong with extending my probe?  The president did the same
>thing. 
>       --Kenneth Starr
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>The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the
>entire Grand Jury.
>       --Monica Lewinsky
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>Shouldn't the president be held to the same standards as a TV 
>sportscaster?
>       --Marv Albert
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>The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying
>to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern.
>       --OJ Simpson
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>If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who
>swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any
>of my own work done.
>       --Vernon Jordan
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>The president should take up skiing. 
>       --Al Gore
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>If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in the bunker. 
>       --Saddam Hussein
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>Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure
>the door is locked.
>       --George Stephanopoulos
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>In last week's Cabinet meeting, the president asked us to go out
>and win one for the zipper.
>       --Madeliene "Aunt Bea" Albright
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