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Dear Stan,

Thats the beauty of democracy today he is the subject of snide jokes
tomorrow he orders the Defence Forces into Harms Way.

As the Commander in Chief is he breaking the Uniform Military Code with his
conduct and does it apply to him?

John Nichols

At 08:56 30/03/98 -0600, you wrote:
>>                  SO THIS IS WHAT THEY WERE THINKING             
>>The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the 
>>truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's
>>usually three different stories.
>>      --Sam Donaldson
>>If the president could convince every woman in America that the
>>Bible says oral sex is not adultery, he'd even have my vote.
>>       --Newt Gingrich
>>What's wrong with extending my probe?  The president did the same
>>       --Kenneth Starr
>>The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the
>>entire Grand Jury.
>>       --Monica Lewinsky
>>Shouldn't the president be held to the same standards as a TV 
>>       --Marv Albert
>>The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying
>>to find the real person who had oral sex with the intern.
>>       --OJ Simpson
>>If I had to spend all day trying to find jobs for every bimbo who
>>swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any
>>of my own work done.
>>       --Vernon Jordan
>>The president should take up skiing. 
>>       --Al Gore
>>If you're looking for me this week, I'll be in the bunker. 
>>       --Saddam Hussein
>>Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure
>>the door is locked.
>>       --George Stephanopoulos
>>In last week's Cabinet meeting, the president asked us to go out
>>and win one for the zipper.
>>       --Madeliene "Aunt Bea" Albright