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No kidding..........
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  • Subject: Re: Another Lawyer Joke
  • From: DrHawc <DrHawc(--nospam--at)aol.com>
  • Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 00:03:27 EST
In a message dated 98-04-01 03:26:02 EST, you write:

> Subj:	Another Lawyer Joke
>  Date:	98-04-01 03:26:02 EST
>  From:	Angel2Nite
>  BCC:	DrHawc
>  
>  Printed in the San Jose Mercury News Dated Saturday, 5/10/97. From a
>  >     trial in the Alameda County D.A.s office:
>  >
>  >     In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross examining a
>  >     pathologist.  Here's what happened:
>  >
>  >     Atty:  Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken a
pulse?
>  >
>  >     Coroner:  No.
>  >
>  >     Atty:  Did you listen to the heart?
>  >
>  >     Coroner:  No.
>  >
>  >     Atty:  Did you check for breathing?
>  >
>  >     Coroner:  No.
>  >
>  >     Atty:  So when you signed the death certificate you weren't sure the
>  >     man was dead, were you?
>  >
>  >     Coroner:  Well, let me put it this way.  The man's brain was
>  >     sitting in a jar on my desk.  But I guess it's possible he could be
>  >     out there practicing law somewhere.

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