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  • To: Andre00797(--nospam--at)aol.com
  • Subject: Fwd: Business as Usual
  • From: SFisNo1 <SFisNo1(--nospam--at)aol.com>
  • Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 15:29:53 EST


I hope you haven't seen these yet.......kinda funny
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  • Subject: Fwd: Business as Usual
  • From: Kiumakahik <Kiumakahik(--nospam--at)aol.com>
  • Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 14:45:18 EST
In a message dated 98-03-27 10:48:19 EST, DRosenb991 writes:

<< 
 
 A magazine ran a real-life Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes 
 from managers out there.
 
 As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building
 using individual security cards.  Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and
 employees will receive their cards in two weeks.  (This was the
 winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems.)
 
 What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.
 
 How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?
 
 E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used
 only for company business.
 
 Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a good
 job in training people.
 
 This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important
 interfere with it.
 
 Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.
 
 No one will believe you solved this problem in one day!  We've been
 working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let
 you know when it's time to tell them.
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  • Subject: Business as Usual
  • From: DRosenb991 <DRosenb991(--nospam--at)aol.com>
  • Date: Fri, 27 Mar 1998 10:48:19 EST
And there are some good things about working in an office:


A magazine ran a real-life Dilbert quotes contest. These are actual quotes 
from managers out there.

As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building
using individual security cards.  Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and
employees will receive their cards in two weeks.  (This was the
winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems.)

What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.

How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?

E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used
only for company business.

Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a good
job in training people.

This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important
interfere with it.

Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.

No one will believe you solved this problem in one day!  We've been
working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let
you know when it's time to tell them.


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