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These are so silly
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  • To: kiumakahik(--nospam--at)aol.com
  • Subject: Fwd: FW: From the Massachusetts' Bar Association
  • From: rosie(--nospam--at)hargray.com (Mary W. Howell)
  • Date: Sat, 21 Mar 1998 13:53:53 -0500 (EST)
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In a message dated 98-03-21 13:54:10 EST, rosie(--nospam--at)hargray.com writes:

<< 
 >   FROM THE MASSACHUSETTS BAR ASSOCIATION LAWYERS' JOURNAL
 >>
 >>
 >>        The following are questions actually asked of witnesses by
 >>attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by
 >>insightful witnesses.
 >>
 >>1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
 >>doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
 >>
 >>2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
 >>
 >>3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
 >>
 >>4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
 >>
 >>5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
 >>
 >>6. "Did he kill you?"
 >>
 >>7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
 >>
 >>8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
 >>
 >>9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
 >>
 >>10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
 >>    A: "Yes."
 >>    Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
 >>
 >>11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
 >>    A: "Yes."
 >>    Q: "How many were boys?"
 >>    A: "None."
 >>    Q: "Were there any girls?"
 >>
 >>12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
 >>    A: "Yes."
 >>    Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
 >>
 >>13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on an elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
 >>    A: "I went to Europe, Sir."
 >>    Q: "And you took your new wife?"
 >>
 >>14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
 >>    A: "By death."
 >>    Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"
 >>
 >>15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
 >>    A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
 >>    Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"
 >>
 >>16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
 >>        notice which I sent to your attorney?"
 >>    A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."
 >>
 >>17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
 >>    A:  "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
 >>
 >>18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK?  What school did you go
 >to?"
 >>    A: "Oral."
 >>
 >>19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
 >>    A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
 >>    Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
 >>    A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
 >>autopsy."
 >>
 >>20. Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
 >>    A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."
 >>
 >>21. Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
 >>    A: "I have been since early childhood."
 >
 >
 >Carol L. Ervin
 >Happiness consists not in having many things, but needing few.
 >
 >
 
  >>

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  • Subject: Fwd: FW: From the Massachusetts' Bar Association
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  • Date: Sat, 21 Mar 1998 13:53:53 -0500 (EST)
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>From:	Ervin, Carol 
>Sent:	Wednesday, March 04, 1998 8:53 AM
>To:	Ronemous, Walter; Ternus, Jeanne; Wentz, Clare; 'Barb'; 'd/j
>Beauchmin'; 'dad'; 'Personal Images'; 'Randy M.'; 'Rob'
>Subject:	From the Massachusetts' Bar Association
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>   FROM THE MASSACHUSETTS BAR ASSOCIATION LAWYERS' JOURNAL
>>
>>
>>        The following are questions actually asked of witnesses by
>>attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by
>>insightful witnesses.
>>
>>1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
>>doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
>>
>>2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
>>
>>3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
>>
>>4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
>>
>>5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
>>
>>6. "Did he kill you?"
>>
>>7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
>>
>>8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
>>
>>9. "How many times have you committed suicide?"
>>
>>10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
>>    A: "Yes."
>>    Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"
>>
>>11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
>>    A: "Yes."
>>    Q: "How many were boys?"
>>    A: "None."
>>    Q: "Were there any girls?"
>>
>>12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?"
>>    A: "Yes."
>>    Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
>>
>>13. Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on an elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
>>    A: "I went to Europe, Sir."
>>    Q: "And you took your new wife?"
>>
>>14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
>>    A: "By death."
>>    Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"
>>
>>15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?"
>>    A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
>>    Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"
>>
>>16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
>>        notice which I sent to your attorney?"
>>    A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."
>>
>>17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
>>    A:  "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
>>
>>18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK?  What school did you go
>to?"
>>    A: "Oral."
>>
>>19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
>>    A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
>>    Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
>>    A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
>>autopsy."
>>
>>20. Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"
>>    A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."
>>
>>21. Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
>>    A: "I have been since early childhood."
>
>
>Carol L. Ervin
>Happiness consists not in having many things, but needing few.
>
>


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