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Drinking and Driving

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This really should not be posted  ---  it will give too many people the 
wrong idea!

A. Roger Turk, P.E.(Structural)
Tucson, Arizona 

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One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar 
for possible  violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.
 
 At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the
curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. 
Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several 
minutes.Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his 
engine and began to pull away.
 
 The police officer was waiting for him.  He stopped the driver, read
him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test.  The results 
showed a reading of 0.0.  The puzzled officer demanded to know how 
that could be.
 
 The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."


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