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Devil Humour involving and Engineer

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> An  engineer initials (DW) dies and reports to the pearly gates.  By
mistake, St.
> Peter directs him to go below.
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> So the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and checks in.  After a
> few days the engineer becomes very dissatisfied with the level of
> comfort in Hell, and decides to do something about it.   He designs
> and builds many improvements, and pretty soon they have air
> conditioning, flushing toilets, starts an internet list and escalators.
Needless to say,
> the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
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>  One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a
> sneer, "So how's it going down there in Hell?"
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> Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great.  We've got air
> conditioning, flushing toilets, connection to the internet and escalators,
and there's no
> telling what this new engineer you sent me is going to come up
> with next!"
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>  God replies, "What??!!!!  You 've got an engineer??  That's a
> mistake!!--He should have never have gotten down there.  Send
> him up to me at once!!"
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>  "NO way.  I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'M
> keeping him!"
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>  God says, "Send him back up here, or I'll sue!!"
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> Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right.
> And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?
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