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- From: "John Cannon Jones" <jcjones(--nospam--at)pell.net>
- Date: Thu, 18 Jun 1998 11:34:10 -0500
[john] Gee, and they say Engineers can't take a joke. Boy, society sure is wrong about us. Lighten up! Personally, I thought it was pretty funny. Keep'em coming Stan. Also, I enjoy the quotes after your name and the Dilbert stuff that you send. John Jones, EIT Pell City, AL "If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough!" --Bob Barnett, PE [robert] what a stupid comment [stan] >This humorous contribution was sent by my son, a young mechanical >engineer who is currently running 100,000 DOF FEA models of heart >valves >in Austin, Texas: > > >A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and >when >the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back >that >are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a >whole, because the general speed and health of the whole keeps >improving >by the regular culling of the weakest members. > >In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the >slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills >off >brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain >cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the >weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient >machine. The results of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies >and >validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and engineering >performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving >university and getting married, most engineers cannot keep up with the >performance of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the >strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the >intellectual levels that they achieved during their university years. > >So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological >edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff >that beer! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and >you >shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Be all that >you >can be! Drink all that you can drink! > >--- Anonymous Brainchild > > > > _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]
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