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     Guys, loosen up a bit. We all know (I hope, we're all responsible 
     adults,aren't we?) what alcohol really does. But a joke like this is 
     just a joke. We all take a little alcohol once in a while.

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Subject: RE: Smarter Engineers!!
Author:  MIME7:jcjones(--nospam--at) at INTERNET
Date:    6/18/98 5:47 PM

[john] Gee, and they say Engineers can't take a joke.  Boy, society sure is 
wrong about us.  Lighten up!
Personally, I thought it was pretty funny.  Keep'em coming Stan.  Also, I 
enjoy the quotes after your name and the Dilbert stuff that you send.
John Jones, EIT
Pell City, AL
"If you're gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough!"  --Bob Barnett, PE
what a stupid comment
>This humorous contribution was sent by my son, a young mechanical 
>engineer who is currently running 100,000 DOF FEA models of heart 
>in Austin, Texas:
>A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and 
>the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back 
>are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a 
>whole, because the general speed and health of the whole keeps 
>by the regular culling of the weakest members. 
>In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the 
>slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills 
>brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain 
>cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the 
>weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient 
>machine. The results of this in-depth epidemiological study verifies 
>validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and engineering 
>performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving 
>university and getting married, most engineers cannot keep up with the 
>performance of the new graduates. Only those few that stick to the 
>strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the 
>intellectual levels that they achieved during their university years. 
>So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological 
>edge we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff 
>that beer! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and 
>shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Be all that 
>can be!  Drink all that you can drink! 
>--- Anonymous Brainchild
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