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I checked - no references to God or religion  KO


      You may be an Engineer If...
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      If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-4-100

      If you can name 6  _*  consecutive  *_ Star Trek episodes

      If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
decimal 
              point in the right place

      If you look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids' toys

      If you use a CAD package to design your son's Pine Wood Derby car

      If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
              hanging coats and taping ducts

      If you window shop at Radio Shack

      If you know the direction the water swirls when you flush

      If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance

      If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it

      If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile
tires

      If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work

      If your I.Q. number is greater than your weight

      If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up
to 
               the front to fix it

      If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel nd
                have seen most of the shows already

      If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting

      If you did the sound system for your senior prom

      If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone

      If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission
controllers

      If you spent more on your home computer than your car

      If you know what http:// stands for

      If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio

      If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your
garage

      If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to
explain  
             atmospheric absorption theory

      If your 4 basic food groups are: Caffeine  Fat  Sugar  Chocolate