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still another engineering joke

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a conversation between two structure(al) members: 

Restrained beam talking to a Simply supported beam:

	" I wish I'm also like you single, unattached, 
	  has more freedom to move around and 
	  most of the time on top of the other members."

Simply supported beam to Restrained beam:

	" yeah, my life is exciting alright except 
	  for this big fat slab on top of me which 
	  I have to carry wherever I go."