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HUMOR: Computer terms LOL

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I thought that EVERYONE could use some humor not directed at ANYONE in
particular.


> Computer Terms
>
> Auxillary Power - A shot of Jack Daniels before having sex
>
> Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
>
> Bar Code - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
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> Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick
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> Byte - What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro
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> Cache - Needed when you run out of food stamps
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> Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
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> Computer Terminal - Time to call the undertaker
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> Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
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> Digital - The art of counting on your fingers
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> Diskette - Female Disco dancer
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> Fax - What you lie about to the IRS
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> Floppy - What you don't want to see on your honeymoon
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> Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
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> Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
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> Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
>
> Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
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> Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
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> Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers
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> Memory - Your wife has two of these
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> Modem - What ya do when the grass gets too high
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> Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live
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> Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
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> Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
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> ROM - Where the pope lives
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> Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
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> Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast
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> Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year
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> SCSI (pronounced "scuzzy") - What you call your week-old underwear
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