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     Folks,
     
     Somebody posted before a MS Word kink on Bill Gates. Now try this 
     other one.
     
     
     Jerome
     
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Subject: Fw: MS Word
Author:  MIME:loreta(--nospam--at)dunningthornton.co.nz at INTERNET 
Date:    8/27/98 2:53 PM
     
     
     
     
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    highlight the phrase, and use the Thesaurus under the Tools menu. 
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