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Being a Jew I thought this would clear it up?




I thought this would clear it all up.

>Here's some food for thought for everyone,
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>Let's Imagine -
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>It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.
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>Here's the scoop on three leading candidates.
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>Candidate A:
>+ Associates with ward healers and consults with astrologists.
>+ He's had two mistresses.
>+ He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
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>Candidate B:
>+ Was kicked out of office twice.
>+ Sleeps until noon.
>+ Used opium in college.
>+ Drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
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>Candidate C:
>+ Is a decorated war hero.
>+ He's a vegetarian
>+ Doesn't smoke,
>+ Drinks an occasional beer
>+ Hasn't had any illicit affairs.
>
>Which of these candidates is your choice?
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>You don't really need any more information, do you?  Scroll down.
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>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
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>Candidate B is Winston Churchill
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>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
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Ken Tarlow


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