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International Summit - Humor

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 Scenario: An International Summit in Paris.
 
 Attending are: Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo
 (Mexican President). 
 
 The waiter asks, "le aperitif?"
 All of them answer, "Oui!"
 
 The waiter looks at Zedillo and asks, "Le tequila?"
 Zedillo: "oui!"
 
 The waiter looks at Yeltsin, "Le vodka?"
 Yeltsin:  "oui!"
 
 Finally the waiter looks at Clinton, "Le whisky?"
 Clinton:  "DON'T MENTION THAT BITCH!"