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>> > >>Hey .... be on the lookout for the following viruses.......
>> > >>
>> > >>CLINTON VIIRUS:
>> > >>Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
>> > >>
>> > >>VIAGRA VIRUS:
>> > >>Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
>> > >>
>> > >>LEWINSKY VIRUS:
>> > >>Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone
>> about
>> what
>> > >it
>> > >>did.
>> > >>
>> > >>RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
>> > >>Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
>> > >>
>> > >>MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
>> > >>Quits after two bytes.
>> > >>
>> > >>OPRAH W INFREY VIRUS:
>> > >>Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly
>> expands
>> to
>> > >200
>> > >>MB.
>> > >>
>> > >>DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
>> > >>Deletes all old files.
>> > >>
>> > >>ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
>> > >>Disks can no longer be inserted.
>> > >>
>> > >>DISNEY VIRUS:
>> > >>Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
>> > >>
>> > >>JOEY BUTTAFUCOCO VIRUS:
>> > >>Only attacks minor files.
>> > >>
>> > >>LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:
>> > >>Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards
it
>> > through
>> > >>Windows.