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>>>> Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when you take it to
>>>> church, but so small when you take it to the mall.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but
>>>> how quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church are,
>>>> but how short they are when watching a movie.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we
>>>> pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to
>>>> talk about to a friend.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes
>>>> into extra innings, but we complain when a sermon is
>>>> longer than the regular time.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible,
>>>> but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling
>>>> novel.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game
>>>> or concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church
>>>> services.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a
>>>> church event into our schedule, but can adjust our
>>>> schedule for other events at the last moment.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how hard it is for people learn a simple gospel
>>>> well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for
>>>> the same people to understand and repeat gossip.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how we believe what the newspaper say, but
>>>> question what the Bible says.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they
>>>> do not have to believe, or to think, or to say, or do
>>>> anything.
>>>> 
>>>> Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through
>>>> e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you
>>>> start sending messages regarding the Lord, people
>>>> think twice about sharing.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> FUNNY, ISN'T IT ?
>>>> Are you laughing?
>>>> Are you thinking?
>>>> Spread the Word and give thanks to the Lord for He is good!
>>>> 
>>>> Anonymous
John E. Alcaras
Senior Structural Engineer
Maunsell Philippines, Inc.
8/F JAKA 6780 Ayala Avenue, 
Makati City 1200
Philippines

Tel.: (63 2) 814 0401
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