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ENGINEERING HUMOR: ACAD Monkey

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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on
display.while he was there, another customer walked in and said to the
shopkeeper, "I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please."  The shopkeeper nodded,
went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fit a
collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000."

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.  Startled, the tourist
went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey.
Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?" The
shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear
layout, no mistakes, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. "That one's even more
expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"  "Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it
can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications,
even some calculations.  All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a
cage of its own. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to
the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the other put together!  What
on earth does it do?"  The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually
seen it do anything, but it says it's a project manager."