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Mark Rodgers wrote:

A beam walks into a bar.  The bartender asks, "What would you like?"  The
beam replies, "Give me a moment."
That shear was funny - as long as the beam doesn't walk into any "joints".  Weld done! SAC It To Me!

PS:  Did the bar have a cover plate charge?



James Bela

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Mark Rodgers. EIT
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