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The joke has a good foundation to build on, just needs
to nail the punchline...


--- sasquake <sasquake(--nospam--at)uswest.net> wrote:
> 
> 
> Mark Rodgers wrote:
> 
> > A beam walks into a bar.  The bartender asks,
> "What would you like?"  The
> > beam replies, "Give me a moment."
> 
> That shear was funny - as long as the beam doesn't
> walk into any "joints".
> Weld done! SAC It To Me!
> 
> PS:  Did the bar have a cover plate charge?
> 
> James Bela
> 
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