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How riveting!

Richard Ranous

Jim Anderson wrote:

> The joke has a good foundation to build on, just needs
> to nail the punchline...
>
> --- sasquake <sasquake(--nospam--at)uswest.net> wrote:
> >
> >
> > Mark Rodgers wrote:
> >
> > > A beam walks into a bar.  The bartender asks,
> > "What would you like?"  The
> > > beam replies, "Give me a moment."
> >
> > That shear was funny - as long as the beam doesn't
> > walk into any "joints".
> > Weld done! SAC It To Me!
> >
> > PS:  Did the bar have a cover plate charge?
> >
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