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        Useful English System conversions/units:

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: 
        Eskimo Pi

2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital:
         1 I.V. League

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: 
        Won ton

1 millionth mouthwash: 
        1 microscope

Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: 
        Mach Turtle

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: 
        Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:  
        1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 
        1 Rod Sterling

Half of a large intestine: 
        1 semicolon

1000 aches: 
        1 megahurtz

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 
        1 billigram

Basic unit of laryngitis: 
        1 hoarsepower

Shortest distance between two jokes: 
        A straight line

Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:  
        bananosecond

A Half-Bath: 
        1 demijohn

453.6 graham crackers: 
        1 pound cake

Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a  single
step,"  the first step of a one-mile journey: 
        1 Milwaukee
 
1 million microphones: 
        1 megaphone

1 million bicycles: 
        2 megacycles

365.25 days: 
        1 unicycle

2200 mockingbirds: 
        two kilomockingbirds

10 cards: 
        1 decacards

1 kilogram of falling figs: 
        1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks: 
        1 literhosen

1 millionth of a fish: 
        1 microfiche

1 trillion pins: 
        1 terrapin

1 million billion picolos: 
        1 gigolo

10 rations: 
        1 decoration

100 rations: 
        1 C-ration

10 millipedes: 
        1 centipede

3 1/3 tridents: 
        1 decadent

10 monologs: 
        5 dialogs

5 dialogs: 
        1 decalog

2 monograms: 
        1 diagram

8 nickels: 
        2 paradigms

2 wharves: 
        1 paradox

100 Senators: 
        Not 1 decision