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SASQUAKE wrote:

 

RJConley(--nospam--at)aol.com wrote:

 
Half of a large intestine:
        1 semicolon
     Half of a Building code:
              1 appendix
1000 aches:
        1 megahurtz
    A couple of megahurtz
              1 in pain shear
Shortest distance between two jokes:
        A straight line
      Shortest distance between two codes:
              A committee
2200 mockingbirds:
        two kilomockingbirds
365.25 days of 2200 mockingbirds drinking low-calorie Mexican brew because it's less filling:
          two tequila mockingbirds
10 cards:
        1 decacards
      10 CAD plans delivered by vehicle to jobsite:
              1 autocad
1 kilogram of falling figs:
        1 Fig Newton
      1 kilogram of falling figs, occurring in a moment:
              1 Fig Newton - Meter
1 millionth of a fish:
        1 microfiche
      Stress and strain caused by trying to catch microfiche:
               1 Hooke's Law
3 1/3 tridents:
        1 decadent

3 1/3 false tridents held securely in place:
        1 polident

8 nickels:
        2 paradigms
> > > >  8 nickels:
> > > > > > > 2 paradigms shifted
2 wharves:
        1 paradox
      2 wharves swept out to ubsea:
               1 paradox lost