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Subj:   from the mouths of babes

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.  She gave each child in
her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the
remainder of the proverb.  Their insight may surprise you.
 
    Better to be safe than....................Punch a 5th grader
 
    Strike while the .........................Bug is close
 
    It's always darkest before...............  Daylight Savings Time
 
    Never underestimate the power of...............Termites
 
    You can lead a horse to water but...................how?
 
    Don't bite the hand that................. ..... looks dirty
 
    No news is................................impossible
 
    A miss is as good as a.....................................Mr.
 
    You can't teach an old dog new............................math
 
    If you lie down with dogs, you'll.....................stink in the morning
 
    Love all, trust....................................................me
 
    The pen is mightier than the...................................pigs
 
    An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax
 
    Where there's smoke there's.............................pollution
 
    Happy the bride who......................gets all the presents
 
    A penny saved is...........................................not much
 
    Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers
 
    Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed
 
    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..............you
 have to blow your nose
 
    None are so blind as.................................Stevie Wonder
 
    Children should be seen and not.................spanked or grounded
 
    If at first you don't succeed..................................get new 
batteries
 
    You get out of something what you.................see pictured on the box
 
    When the blind leadeth the blind.........................get out of the 
way
 
    And the favorite...
 
    Better late than..................................................pregnant