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			>> An engineer died and reported to the pearly
gates. An intern
				>>> angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked
his dossier and grimly
				>>> said, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in
the wrong place."
				>>> So the engineer was cast down to the
gates of hell and was let
				>>> in. Pretty soon, the engineer became
gravely dissatisfied with
				>>> the level of comfort in hell, and began
designing and building
				>>> improvements. After a while, the
underworld had air conditioning,
				>>> flush toilets, and escalators, and the
engineer was becoming a
				>>> pretty popular guy among the demons.
				>>> One day, God called Satan up on the
telephone and asked with a
				>>> sneer, "So, how's it going down there in
				>>> Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things
are going great. We've
				>>> got air conditioning and flush toilets
and escalators, and
				>>> there's no telling what this engineer is
going to come up with
				>>> next."
				>>> God's face clouded over and he exploded,
"What? You've got an
				>>> engineer? That's a mistake; he should
never have gotten down
				>>> there; send him up here."
				>>> Satan shook his head, "No way. I like
having an engineer on the
				>>> staff, and I'm keeping him."
				>>> God was as mad as he had ever been,
"This is not the way things
				>>> are supposed to work and you know it.
Send him back up here or
				>>> I'll sue."
				>>> Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah,
right. And just where are YOU
				>>> going to get a lawyer?"