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Stan,

So does that mean that you are driving down from Dallas to the conference?

I am debating whether or not I have the time (or funds) to go...

Scott Maxwell, PE, SE


On Thu, 17 Aug 2000, Caldwell, Stan wrote:

> The 2000 SEA Roundup Conference will be held at San Antonio's historic
> Menger Hotel, right next to the Alamo and just a few steps from the famous
> Riverwalk, on September 13-16, 2000.  This event is an unprecedented
> combination of three annual conferences sponsored by the National Council of
> Structural Engineers Associations, the Western Council of Structural
> Engineers Associations, and the Structural Engineers Association of Texas.
> There will be a full program of speakers and committee meetings, a large
> exhibition of structural software and products, five sponsored meals, and a
> comprehensive program for spouses.  Conference registration is only $155,
> and the hotel room rate is only $110/night (if reserved by the end of this
> month).  You won't find a better value in this millennium!  For more
> information and printable registration forms, go to:
> 
> http://www.ncsea.com/ or http://www.seaot.org/state00.htm
> 
> If you haven't been to Texas, your life is incomplete.  This is a special
> opportunity to visit the very heart of the former Republic of Texas.  Don't
> miss it!  
> 
> Stan R. Caldwell, P.E.
> Dallas, Texas 
> 
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> You don't stop laughing because you grow old, 
> you grow old because you stopped laughing. 
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> 
> Therefore, here are some things you will NEVER hear a Texan say, 
> no matter how much they've had to drink... 
> 
> 33. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 
> 32. Duct tape won't fix that. 
> 31. Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. 
> 30. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 
> 29. You can't feed that to the dog. 
> 28. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 
> 27. Wrestling's fake. 
> 26. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? 
> 25. We're vegetarians. 
> 24. Do you think my gut is too big? 
> 23. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. 
> 22. Honey, we don't need another dog. 
> 21. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 
> 20. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 
> 19. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 
> 18. Spitting is such a nasty habit. 
> 17. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 
> 16. Trim the fat off that steak. 
> 15. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 
> 14. The tires on that truck are too big. 
> 13. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad. 
> 12. Would you like your fish poached or broiled? 
> 11. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 
> 10. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 
> 9.  Little Debbie snack cakes have too much fat. 
> 8.  Checkmate. 
> 7.  She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 
> 6.  Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? 
> 5.  I don't have a favorite college football team. 
> 4.  Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. 
> 3.  Those shorts ought to be a little longer. 
> 2.  Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.
> 1.  Al Gore, now he's the man for me! 
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