Someone up there must have made a mistake. How could
the lawyer (Lier) become eligible to go to Heaven?
--- Dan Zach <todayscience(--nospam--at)hotmail.com> wrote:
> Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He
> got to
> the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there
> "We've been waiting a long time for you."
> "What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45, in the
> of my life. Why did I have to die now?"
> "45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel.
> "Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have
> the wrong
> guy. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth
> "Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and
> inside. After a few minutes the angel returned.
> "Sorry, but
> by our records you *are* 82. I checked all the hours
> have billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."
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