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It's not every day that you come across a joke about a blond guy, and jokes
about construction worker safety are also pretty rare. So, what are the odds
of finding a joke about a blonde construction guy involved in a jobsite
accident?  This joke shouldn't anger anyone, except (perhaps) for a few
blonde guys, Irishmen, and Mexicans.  I'm willing to take the risk.


An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.  They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!  If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time I'm jumping too.

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,
and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and he jumped too.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna, and jumped to his death as

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it
to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone then turned and stared at the blonde's wife........... 

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "he makes his own lunches!".

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