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From: NayyerSyed(--nospam--at)aol.com

te: Fri, 1 Feb 2002 22:14:46 >Thinking of a husband? When choosing, compare
these other
professionals to engineers.

DOCTORS
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your
relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with
some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is
pretending to be  sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids
to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a
hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another
woman in his profession.

LAWYER
Do you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone
who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your
Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie
convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the
divorce happens you will get nothing.

SALESMAN
See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade
shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally
untrustworthy individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the
invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your
Engineer husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a
cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you. Unless he gets to travel
and then in in remote places or at conferences with other engineers.

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION
WORKER, ETC.
Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be
crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your
sexual peak. The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is
losing his eyesight by staring at the terminal for too long.  This
hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that
you are getting older, since you will be a  blur. He will remember you
as when he first met you, because the memory will still  be sharp, and
you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be able to
say that he didn't even see her.

TEACHER
The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be
surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in
jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.






SYED FAIZ AHMAD; MENGG, MASCE
SENIOR STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
SAUDI OGER LTD
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA.


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