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I'm impressed! An engineer that actually has a personality??? This can't
be!!  Maybe there is hope after all.

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From: syed faiz ahmad [mailto:syedfaiz23(--nospam--at)hotmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, February 02, 2002 1:40 PM
To: seaint(--nospam--at)seaint.org
Subject: FW:HUMOUR IN ENGINEERING!! :OFF TOPIC/ Why Women Marry
Engineers





>From: NayyerSyed(--nospam--at)aol.com
>
te: Fri, 1 Feb 2002 22:14:46 >Thinking of a husband? When choosing, compare
these other
>professionals to engineers.
>
>DOCTORS
>Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your
>relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with
>some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is
>pretending to be  sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids
>to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a
>hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another
>woman in his profession.
>
>LAWYER
>Do you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone
>who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your
>Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie
>convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the
>divorce happens you will get nothing.
>
>SALESMAN
>See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade
>shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally
>untrustworthy individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the
>invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your
>Engineer husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a
>cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you. Unless he gets to travel
>and then in in remote places or at conferences with other engineers.
>
>HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION
>WORKER, ETC.
>Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be
>crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your
>sexual peak. The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is
>losing his eyesight by staring at the terminal for too long.  This
>hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that
>you are getting older, since you will be a  blur. He will remember you
>as when he first met you, because the memory will still  be sharp, and
>you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be able to
>say that he didn't even see her.
>
>TEACHER
>The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be
>surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in
>jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.
>
>




SYED FAIZ AHMAD; MENGG, MASCE
SENIOR STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
SAUDI OGER LTD
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA.


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