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A good one indeed.,

SYED FAIZ AHMAD


From: "Caldwell, Stan" <scaldwell(--nospam--at)halff.com>
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Subject: Valentines Day  Mathematics
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 11:13:29 -0600

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

MEMORY

A married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.

COMPREHENSION

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage
and after marriage.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED:

Old relatives used to come up to a friend of mine at weddings, poking him
in
the ribs and telling him, "You're next."  They stopped after he started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.


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SYED FAIZ AHMAD; MENGG, MASCE
SENIOR STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
SAUDI OGER LTD
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA.


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