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SYED FAIZ AHMAD
SAUDI ARABIA


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Subject: FW: marriage game
Date: Mon, 4 Mar 2002 21:29:01 EST

There are some simple rules, and regretfully enough this
is just the beginning, it gets worse in real life!!! It's a game men can't
win !!!For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when
dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you  to
understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single
rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes,
and you get  points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You
don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry,
that's the way the  game is played. The following is the official guide to
the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES:
You make the  bed...................................................+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled     sheets........................-1
You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is
empty...........................0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to  Kleenex........-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom................-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings..........+5
in the snow........................................................+8
but return with beer...............................................-5
and no liners.....................................................-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing..................0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...............+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10
 it's her cat......................................................-40
You say you love her................................................0
You mean it.........................................................  +5

AT THE PARTY:
You stay by her side the entire party...............................0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
drinking
..........................-2
Named Tiffany......................................................-4
Tiffany is a dancer...............................................-10
With breast implants..............................................-18

 HER BIRTHDAY:
You remember her birthday...........................................0
You buy a card and flowers..........................................0
You take her out to dinner..........................................0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...............+1
Okay, it is a sports bar...........................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.....................................-3
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the
colors of your favorite
team..........................-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS:
Go with a pal.......................................................0
The pal is happily married.........................................+1
The pal is single..................................................-7
He drives a Ferrari...............................................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED)......................-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER:
You take her to a movie............................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes..................................+4
You take her to a movie you hate...................................+6
You take her to a movie you like...................................-2
It's called Death Cop 3............................................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.............................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.............-15
You take her out to dinner for Valentine's..........................0
You take her out to dinner for Valentine's and the bill makes you
sell your car......................................................+5
Your car was a sports car..........................................+10

YOUR PHYSIQUE:
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it....+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose
jeans and  baggy Hawaiian
shirts.............................................-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."..................-800

THE BIG QUESTION:
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding........................................-10
You reply,"Where?"...............................................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"...........................-100
Any other response................................................-20

COMMUNICATION:
When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.......................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes....................................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience..........+50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her
saying  "well, what do you think I should
do?"............................-50
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV....+100
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep..............-200





SYED FAIZ AHMAD; MENGG, MASCE
SENIOR STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
SAUDI OGER LTD
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA.


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