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When I'm downing my 3rd or 4th pint of Guinness tonight, I'll be sure to
remember that when someone wants a good laugh.

-gm

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary Hodgson & Associates [mailto:ghodgson(--nospam--at)bellnet.ca] 
Sent: Thursday, March 17, 2005 5:12 AM
To: seaint(--nospam--at)seaint.org
Subject: RE: Crack monitoring

Codswallop,
I'll take several different German beers over Guinness
any day.
Gary

On 16 Mar 2005 at 11:24, Gerard Madden, SE wrote:

> Yeah, that wouldn't have been a problem, but my mom was there. I took a
few
> gulps when no one was looking many times... unfortunately, I haven't been
> back since I was 15, the drinking age is 16 there :(
> 
> But Guinness is the best beer in the world!
> 
> -gm
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Eli Grassley [mailto:elig(--nospam--at)psm-engineers.com] 
> Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 11:19 AM
> To: seaint(--nospam--at)seaint.org
> Subject: RE: Crack monitoring
> 
> I assume you mean that your father was ordering the half-pint for his
young
> son Gerard :)  Surely the barkeep would be happy to serve some Guinness to
a
> thirsty young lad.
> 
> ~~ Eli Grassley
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Gerard Madden, SE [mailto:gmadden(--nospam--at)maddengine.com] 
> Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 10:56 AM
> To: seaint(--nospam--at)seaint.org
> Subject: RE: Crack monitoring
> 
> Totally unrelated to the crack monitoring, but since St. Paddy's day is
> tomorrow and Harold's post...
> 
> When I was a kid, my parents would take us back to Ireland to visit the
> family every couple of years. Many evenings were spent in smoke filled
pubs.
> I remember my Dad, who had now live in America for about 10 years, asking
> for a "half pint" at the bar. To this day I'll never forget the words from
> the barkeep
> 
> "Half-Pint Mate? I haven't served a half pint in 25 years !" The only
thing
> missing was for the band to stop playing in disgust for total
embarrassment.
> I still give my dad crap about this when we have a beer together.
> 
> SO Harold, I suggest you charge a full beer for your services, or should I
> say a "Full Pint". Especially this week.
> 
> Happy St. Patrick's day, 1 day early.
> -gm
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Harold Sprague [mailto:spraguehope(--nospam--at)hotmail.com] 
> Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2005 10:40 AM
> To: seaint(--nospam--at)seaint.org
> Subject: Re: Crack monitoring
> 
> Poor man's solution.
> 
> CTL makes these little, plastic Crack Comparaison cards (free for the 
> asking).  Put a mark on the wall where you intend to measure.  Measure the

> crack, and write the measurement on the wall and date it.  Come back at
some
> 
> pre-determined time, measure the crack at the same location, and write
down 
> the new measurement on the wall with the date.  It will not take long to 
> develop a trend.
> 
> Fee - 1/2 beer.
> 
> Regards,
> Harold Sprague
> 
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