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From: Garner, Robert [mailto:rgarner(--nospam--at)moffattnichol.com] 
Sent: Thursday, June 02, 2005 4:34 PM
To: seaint(--nospam--at)seaint.org
Subject: RE: Concrete slab on grade - natural cracking


You mean a return receipt for the return receipt?

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Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? 
See the løveli lakes... 
The wonderful telephøne system... 
And mäni interesting furry animals... 
Including the majestik møøse. 
A møøse once bit my sister. 
Nø realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink". 

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We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. 

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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti. 

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We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked. 

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(Møøse Trained by Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda) 
(Special møøse effect Olaf Prot) 
(Møøse Costumes Siggi Churchill) 
(Møøse choreographes by Horst Prot III) 
(Miss Taylor's Møøse by Hengst Douglas-Home) 
(Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance form by Jurgen Wigg) 
(Møøses noses wiped by Bjørn Irkestøm-SLater Walker) 
(Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and 'O' Level Geography by Bo Benn) 
(Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by Vic Rotter) 
(Antler-care by Liv Thatcher) 

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The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in a entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.  


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